{"id":55,"date":"2017-12-13T00:19:06","date_gmt":"2017-12-13T00:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=55"},"modified":"2017-12-13T00:19:06","modified_gmt":"2017-12-13T00:19:06","slug":"wombatcoin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"WombatCoin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your wily wombat here is proposing a new paradigm in cryptocurrency: <strong>WombatCoin<\/strong>. Much like its similarly-named cousin, it was invented by a mysterious guy that holds a large stake of the WombatCoin cache. The press thinks they&#8217;ve identified him, but now they&#8217;re not so sure whether he&#8217;s an individual or a group. At this point, nobody cares &#8211; it&#8217;s a new opportunity, so strike while the iron is hot!<\/p>\n<p>WombatCoin makes no false claims about being any kind of true currency. Nosirreebob, this is a straight up <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ponzi_scheme\">Ponzi scheme<\/a> of the first order, and the Wombat makes no bones about it. This is better than any MLM you could possibly imagine! Rates of return are practically guaranteed to be 100,000% for the first thousand swind- er, I mean, investors, yeah. Given the current market temperature, you ought to be able to cash out in about a year and buy a nice yacht for what you would normally invest in a lottery ticket.<\/p>\n<p>So tell all your friends! Your enemies! That pesky Advocare guy that is always offering you a Spark (&#8220;who couldn&#8217;t use some energy and focus?!&#8221;). But be sure to wait until after you&#8217;ve secured your stake in the greatest moneymaking opportunity since the launch of Amway: <strong>WombatCoin!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Note:<\/strong> Not to be confused with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.perthmint.com.au\/catalogue\/bush-babies-ii-wombat-2013-stamp-and-coin-cover.aspx\">Wombat coins<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your wily wombat here is proposing a new paradigm in cryptocurrency: WombatCoin. Much like its similarly-named cousin, it was invented by a mysterious guy that holds a large stake of the WombatCoin cache. The&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deliriouswombat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}